Beggars can be choosers

This post will not be nearly as funny as what happened but I will try.

Last week for lunch one day we were going into town to get a quick lunch and come right back to the office. All 4 guys at work jumped in the truck and we drove off to the closest supermarket Pick and Pay. In the 3 minutes it took to drive there Braster made about 6 comments about how he was hungry going to die, and had no money. We just told him to buy some lunch. After we pulled up he came into the store still upset that he had no money and needed food and wanted to know who would buy for him. We meandered around for about five minutes with this before i caved and said "here I will buy you a small snack so you don't die"

Then I said ok i'll get that piece of chicken and we can share a coke (the 2 liters were on sale). He said no I don't drink coke and that chicken piece wasn't big enough. Kluivert chimed in that a cream soda was on sale, but Braster shot that down too. Braster said "I want a liter of juice, wait two liters of Ceres fruit juice, and then i want that piece of chicken and a loaf of bread and" I cut him off at this point and said wait a minute now, I said I would help ya out, not buy the store. He then tried to tell how if I was buying he could get any amount of food he wanted. This caused me to use lines like in America beggar's can't be choosers. With Kluivert and John giving Braster a hard time too. We sat and threw some jokes around, and after a few minutes pick up some stuff and decided what people wanted. Then I went to pay and bought my food. I started counting up my money (60 rand or just under 10 US) braster whipped out a 50 to buy his own lunch. I was like you, what are you doing. You have just as much money as me and are sitting here talking about how you suffer, and have no money. He just laughed and told me I could pay next time. I just said you, you are not serous.

Like I said, I do no justice to the story. You get the idea though, I think, maybe?